Greetings!

'John Shuttleworth's Back Again', UK Tour 2022

Happy New Year, Folks! John’s bad back is much better now, thank you, so he can safely punch the air once more as he performs all the faves from his pre-lockdown tour - on 2 organs! Besides classics like ‘Two Margarines’, ‘Y Reg’, and ‘I Can’t Go Back To Savoury Now’ , expect fantastic new ditties written during lockdown, including ‘Stay at Home and Protect the VHS’. Also hilarious phone conversations with Ken, Mary and Joan Chitty, plus John’s tips on how to cope with modern home life, as described in his stylish new(ish) book ‘Two Margarines and other Domestic Dilemmas’ See you there!

Greetings! John Shuttleworth here! I'm a versatile singer/organist from Sheffield in South Yorkshire, and I'm married to Mary, a dinnerlady at a local primary school. Welcome to my "new look" website which has been revamped at very little expense, as you can see from this crumpled paper, not to mention the tatty tongue and groove in the background, oof !

Feel free to subscribe to Ken's occasional newsletter "WWW" - Worthington's Worthwhile Wafflings. (mm, clever..) Ken Worthington is my nextdoor neighbour and sole agent who came last on "New Faces" in '73, when Tony Hatch crucified him. I caught that particular edition, and Ken was dreadful, as he freely admits. Despite this, he pens a mean (yet always ribtickling) newsletter, so "subscribe today!" is my advice. (Incidentally, although you're subscribing, there is no subscription fee. Isn't that just fantastic news?!)

"A note of caution": if you're here because you're looking for an architect, or a yacht builder, or doing some family history research, well, I'm sorry, you've made a grave error, and I would ask you to log out immediately. Then again, as you've read this far, why not tarry a little longer and explore!

Tata for now,

John Shuttleworth