Alan The Opera Singer

Looking for a touch of class? Look no further than Alan the Opera Singer. (well, it's difficult to, innit, cos he's a big lad!) Seriously, Alan has been on my rostrum since the beginning and is the finest untrained light operatic tenor in the North Ridings. (Alan is Wetherby-based, but has a reliable Honda Accord that he can call upon whenever required to do so!) Alan can sing that Cornetto number really nicely, and the Football one as well, but please remember Alan has many more strings to his vocal chords. He can tell funny stories, and he'd be a good town crier if he wasn't frightened of large crowds.