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Shuttleworth's Summer Saver!

Spend £30 or more (excluding p&p) and Ken will include the following extra items - a fridge magnet and a signed postcard - absolutely free! (Available only while stocks last! Excludes ‘Bespoke Audio Greeting’item)

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(that's ken at jsas dot biz)


'Daily Domestic Don'ts' Coasters

Keep your occasional tables ring-free - while staying safe in your home - with a durable melamine drinks coaster, with sensible cork base. Eye catching vignettes from John's Tea Towel (available below) have been ingeniously adapted, and each coaster contains vital domestic advice! £4 each or the set of 4 for only £15

Single Coaster £4

Set of 4 Coasters £15

John Shuttleworth Mug

Snazzy new design adapted from John’s latest tour poster - this sturdy earthenware mug will brighten up every tea or coffee break. Features John in enticing ‘lounge lizard‘ pose with ‘Now with 2 Organs’ in a fetching star, plus ‘venues played’ on the rear. Available in jazzy yellow or cool white. £7 plus postage.

John Shuttleworth
Mug £7

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Bespoke Audio Greeting
(Or B A G!)

Now John has a smart phone he’s finally able to record private audio messages (ooh, sounds a bit saucy, but I don’t think it will be..). Whether it’s a birthday greeting, congratulations, or a get well message to your poorly budgie - astound your friends with a personalised message from the man himself, plus - for extra value - little ole Ken Worthington! Your very own BAG (Bespoke Audio Greeting) recorded by John and Ken - around 90 seconds long - and emailed as a mp3 file to your inbox. Bag your BAG now for just £45! Wow, that's only 50 pee a second! This never before offer will only be available for a limited period!

Please type greeting details in box below - names to be mentioned, occasion and date, desired dedication, and anything else you’d like included. Then when you’re done - hit Buy!
(Please limit message in box to 200 characters. If greater, email it to ken@jsas.biz - thanks!)


‘Two Margarines and Other Domestic Dilemmas’ Book

John Shuttleworth’s Guide to Everyday Life will amuse while it educates. From tips on ‘how to remember which toothbrush is yours’ to ‘how to avoid bashing your ankle on an open dishwasher door’, this chunky paperback is stuffed with your favourite song lyrics and vintage photos. All copies signed by John himself, with an option for a ‘personalised dedication‘ £9.99 (dedication option £2 extra)


Book £9.99
(no dedication, signed)

Enter dedication in box below, then hit 'Buy' above

Signed book, with dedication £11.99

John Shuttleworth's
Lounge Music

Now available again on CD - the complete first season of the Radio 4 series featuring Chas (and Dave), Toyah, Heaven 17, Leee John and exclusive-to-CD out takes and extras! Gertcha!

Double CD £10

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John Shuttleworth's
Lounge Music 2

All 4 half hour shows on 2 CDs of the 2nd series first aired in 2016, featuring pop star guests Chris Difford, Clare Grogan, Nick Heywood and Mari Wilson. Also ‘Top Tips on the Telephone’ from the likes of Tony Christie, Nick Lowe and Tom Robinson. A must have new recording for serious (and lighthearted) Shuttleworth devotees!

Double CD £10

The A1111 - And Other Ones!

At last - the third hits compilation, rounding up 22 classics like The Toaster Song, Midweek, Mingling With Mourners, Get the Volvo, Val, How's Yer Nan, Smells Like White Spirit and One Cup Of Tea Is Never Enough (But Two Is One Too Many).

The A1111 CD £10
Shuttleworths 1

The Shuttleworths 1

The legendary 1st BBC Radio 4 series. 6 hilarious episodes including ‘Cotton Buddies’, ‘Minibreak In Giggleswick’, and ‘John Goes To London’ featuring Tony Hatch!
The Shuttleworths, Vol. 1 - John Shuttleworth

Out of stock on CD, still available on iTunes
500 Bus Stops

500 Bus Stops DVD

All four episodes of John and Ken's rock n roll tour of garden centres, freezer shops and underground caverns, as seen on BBC2. Contains trailer for John's first film 'It's Nice Up North' and photo gallery.

DVD £10

Minor Tour

The Minor Tour

The Minor Tour (and other Mythological Creatures) recorded at Wakefield's magnificent Theatre Royal in 2009, is brilliantly shot and shows John in tiptop form. An absolute must for all Jshuttleworth devotees. Also features the hilarious concreter, Dave Tordoff and the much maligned and misunderstood musical Maverick, Brian Appleton.


It's Nice Up North

It's Nice Up North DVD

John's acclaimed first feature film in which he ventures to the Shetland Isles to find out if people really get nicer the further north you travel. Watch and find out! DVD extras include deleted scenes and the hilarious animated short,'Unaccompanied Lady'.



Fridge Magnets

"Are you a modern man (or lady)? Can you - like John - check your 'Y' Reg for rust spots or vacuum the lounge? Can you demonstrate good microphone technique, or master attack with the hard side of the bat? Inspire yourself to do so with these classic fridge magnets.

Fridge Magnet £3

Set of 4 Magnets £10
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'SPOONING with John Shuttleworth’
fabulous engraved cooking spoon hewn from real wood! This spoon features a cartoon of John’s head with a message on the handle - 'Spooning with John Shuttleworth' Oof, what would Mary say? It’s definitely a bit saucy, and - as it happens - perfect for stirring sauces! Only £4 (limited stock available)

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John spoon £4
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Tea Towel

Is your 'Ten Terrific Tips for Tea Time T Towel' wearing thin? Then This is The Tea Towel To Turn To! Tempted? 'Daily Domestic Dilemmas - and how to Deftly Dodge 'em!' features indispensable domestic tips and super drawings of John attempting in vain to dodge various dilemmas. It's printed in Royal Blue on high quality cotton by Countryside Art and makes a great gift. Why, you could even wrap up other gifts (especially wet ones)inside it!

Tea towel £6

Signed Postcard

Vintage publicity photo from the early 1990s featuring John in Sheffield's Whiteley Woods with his theatrical credits listed within 2 fetching paper stars. Signed by the man himself! £1 each.

Signed Postcard £1

The Shuttleworths

The Shuttleworths - Animated!

Pilot episode for a new animated version of the cult BBC Radio 4 show, written & performed by Graham Fellows. Versatile singer/song-writer John Shuttleworth struggles to balance semi-professional obligations (a gig at a care home) with domestic (his 25th wedding anniversary). Also featuring wife Mary, Ken Worthington, Joan Chitty and Peter Cornelius. Guest starring Maxine Peake. Available via Amazon Video for only £2.99 in full living HD.


Ken Worthington SatNav Voice

Ken will guide you skillfully and animatedly along the highways and byways, assuming you have a TomTom (other SatNavs are available, but this won't work on them, sorry!) oo, and a car. Comes with installation instructions included. Doesn't run on Ken's cheap SatNav, thankfully (see above)!

My Turn To Be Poorly

Brian Appleton - My Turn To Be Poorly

Brian's classic waxing, now available again! With the genre-moulding classics 'Lucy, You've Got The Wrong Wardrobe', 'My Turn To Be Poorly' and 7 others!


True Love Storis

Jilted John - True Love Stories

- Recent re-release of a classic cult LP of 1978. Includes original version of single, plus 2 bonus tracks from Gordon!

CD £10

Jilted Jam

Jilted Jam

The collected doodlings, demos and live performances by the King of "Wimp Rock". Includes "never before heard" interviews, and the first ever rough demo of the hit single, complete with different lyrics! Also "Going Steady", "Baz's Party","The PaperBoy Song", and many more. Press cuttings and detailed artist's notes. Essential listening for all Jilted John fans !

Jilted Jam CD £10
Love At The Hacienda
Love At The Hacienda
Everyday tales of loss and yearning ride on a bed of lushly chiming guitars and Juno 60 synthwash. Singalong tunes and finely wrought lyrics which indulge Fellows’s passion for the mundane and the everyday. 'Seven Pints and a Suicide' was performed on a Kids TV show at the time, and Chappell Music awarded Graham a 3 year publishing contract after hearing this record.
CD £10
Weird Town

Weird Town
Weird Town is Graham's first solo album since the 1985 release of 'Love At the Hacienda', and it has been well worth the 33 year wait. Recorded in his home studio in Lincolnshire (and mastered nearby at Dave Formula's Sweet Factory), Weird Town features inspired contributions from heavyweight folk musicians including Chris Wood and Niopha Keegan of the Unthanks. Fellows's bouncy acoustic guitar chops - ever present in this eclectic clutch of personal love songs - are held in check by the sophisticated percussion of Keith Angel, and the album is infused with mournful pad chords thumped out on a gasping harmonium. Described by singer Kathryn Williams as "..beautiful tender songs of love & loss in his own voice."

CD £10

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