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Shuttleworth's Spring Saver!
Spend £30 or more (excluding postage) and receive a Minor Tour DVD and a 'Tasty Mint' magnet ABSOLUTELY FREE! Only while stocks last.
*these come as part of the Mint Bundle, other magnet may be substituted depending on stock*

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A1111


The A1111 - And Other Ones!

At last - the third hits compilation, rounding up 22 classics like The Toaster Song, Midweek, Mingling With Mourners, Get the Volvo, Val, How's Yer Nan, Smells Like White Spirit and One Cup Of Tea Is Never Enough (But Two Is One Too Many), all on one CD! OR now also on a double vinyl package, with six extra exclusive tracks!

The A1111 CD £10
The A1111 LP £15

John's Tasty Mint
Tour Bundle

You'll be minted with this mega bundle comprising John's legendary movie, It's Nice Up North on DVD, 2 greatest hits compilations on CD - The Yamaha Years & The Dolby Decades, The Shuttleworths series 3 & Radio Shuttleworth 2 on CD, a fridge magnet, a signed tour flyer of John's new tour, My Last Will and Tasty Mint, PLUS a tube of John's first mint, the Polo, complete with safety airway. All for only £30! And as you've spent £30 have another DVD on me - the classic Minor Tour show. Gosh, what a bargain!

Mint Bundle £30


Promotional Postcard

Classic signed photo of John crouching in Sheffield's Whiteley Woods with his theatrical credits listed within 2 fetching paper stars. Due to John's imminent retirement these publicity cards are no longer required, so you're welcome to have one - for a small fee. £1 each (while stocks last!)

Promo Postcard £1


John Shuttleworth's
Terrific Tea Towel

Back again - in two colours, while stocks last! Transform Tedious Tea Times with this Terrific Tea Towel! Available in light blue only

£5

Signed 'Last Will And Tasty Mint' Flyer/Poster

A5 Flyer or A3 poster, signed by the great man himself, a fine addition to any gallery or memorabilia collection!
(Poster will be sent in a tube).

Flyer £1
Poster £3

The "Shuttleworth Slamstopper"!

This sturdy and stylish door wedge is more than just a means to jam your door ajar. Flip it over and it becomes.. "The WORTHINGTON WINDOW WEDGE!" capable of erm.. wedging your window open. This clever and practical 2 in 1 product has an eyecatching black ink design on both faces and is made from European beechwood grown in certified managed forests. Limited stock available.

Shuttleworth Slam Stopper £4


Fridge Magnet

Your choice of 'Ping Pong', 'Making A Phone Call For The Small Screen', 'John The Entertainer', 'Kirsty', 'Y Reg' or the new 'Tasty Mint' tour poster, for holding receipts, post cards, etc to any ferrous surface, (or for just sticking on yer fridge!) in a handy 'wipe clean' plastic case.

Picture

£3

The Shuttleworths - Animated!

Pilot episode for a new animated version of the cult BBC Radio 4 show, written & performed by Graham Fellows. Versatile singer/song-writer John Shuttleworth struggles to balance semi-professional obligations (a gig at a care home) with domestic (his 25th wedding anniversary). Also featuring wife Mary, Ken Worthington, Joan Chitty and Peter Cornelius. Guest starring Maxine Peake. Available via Amazon Video for only £2.99 in full living HD.

Ken Worthington SatNav Voice

Ken will guide you skillfully and animatedly along the highways and byways, assuming you have a TomTom (other SatNavs are available, but this won't work on them, sorry!) oo, and a car. Comes with installation instructions included. Doesn't run on Ken's cheap SatNav, thankfully (see above)!

The Yamaha Years LP

Blow the fluff off your stylus, wipe down your best slipmat, warm up your valve amp, 'cos the Yamaha Years is now available on vinyl! Double LP with insert and 7 (yes, 7!) previously unreleased tracks. You *were* right to hang on to all those Dooleys LPs, after all!

Yamaha Years LP £15

The Dolby Decades LP

26 more of John's finest songs to date? That's some stack of wax daddy-o! That's right, The Dolby Decades is now also available on vinyl - double LP with insert and 6 (yes, 6!) previously unreleased tracks.

Dolby Decades LP £15


John Shuttleworth's
Lounge Music

New to CD - the complete first season of the Radio 4 series featuring Chas (and Dave), Toyah, Heaven 17, Leee John and exclusive-to-CD out takes and extras! Gertcha!

Double CD £8

The Yamaha Years

  John’s first CD release features studio recordings of 20 of his finest songs, including Y Reg, M62, Bride’s Nightie, Pigeons in flight etc.
The Yamaha Years - John Shuttleworth

CD £8


The Dolby Decades

Twenty more of John's finest recordings to date, the long awaited follow up to 'The Yamaha Years'. Tap your toes to such classics as 'Three Men In A Van', 'Blatherwyke', 'I Can't Go Back To Savoury Now', 'Disaffected Youth', 'Mutiny Over The Bounty' and 'Scenes From South Yorkshire' and many many (well, fourteen) more!
The Dolby Decades - John Shuttleworth

CD £8


The Shuttleworths 1

The legendary 1st BBC Radio 4 series. 6 hilarious episodes including ‘Cotton Buddies’, ‘Minibreak In Giggleswick’, and ‘John Goes To London’ featuring Tony Hatch!
The Shuttleworths, Vol. 1 - John Shuttleworth

Double CD £10

The Shuttleworths 2

The reissuing of John's early radio shows is completed with this classic series from summer 1995! Double CD includes 'The Birthday Bench' and 'Wireless Wanderings'
The Shuttleworths, Vol. 2 - John Shuttleworth

Double CD £8

The Shuttleworths 3

- the complete 3rd series. Contains 6 classic episodes including 'Pingpong Pangs' - John's quest to find a table tennis partner, and 'Caravan Capers', featuring the heart-rending ballad "She Lives In Hope".

Double CD £8

The Shuttleworths 4

- the complete fourth Radio 4 series. 6 episodes, including “Cough in the Loft”, "Chrome Alone" and “Every Cloud has a Silver Wedding” featuring the classic track "Unaccompanied Lady", plus Joan Chitty in nowt but her leotard!

Double CD £8

The Shuttleworths 5

- the complete fifth Radio 4 series. 6 episodes, including "Tale of a Toaster", “Smells Like White Spirit”, "A Gig With Billy Joel", not featuring the legendary self styled 'piano man', and the classics "How's Yer Nan?" and "Mingling With Mourners"!

Double CD £8


Blue John

A reissue of the 2001 collection of rarities and previously unreleased material, including excerpts from 'Seven Songs By Sunset', 'The Ghost Of Giggleswick' and 'Do You Ken Ken Worthington', the classic 'Catch the Fox' and much more! Down to the last few!

out of stock

Radio Shuttleworth 2

four episodes from the Sony award nominated 2nd series, featuring Tony Hart, Richard Whiteley, Matthew Kelly plus music and comedy from Bill Bailey, John Otway, Stephen Frost and Hattie Hayridge.

Double CD £10

John Shuttleworth's Open Mind

Explore again with John unsolved mysteries, Ghosts, Vampires, Peter Cornelius and Les the Budgie. With special guests including Patrick Mower and Sir Robin Knox-Johnston.

Double CD £8

The Minor Tour

The Minor Tour (and other Mythological Creatures) recorded at Wakefield's magnificent Theatre Royal in 2009, is brilliantly shot and shows John in tiptop form. An absolute must for all Jshuttleworth devotees. Also features the hilarious concreter, Dave Tordoff and the much maligned and misunderstood musical Maverick, Brian Appleton.

£8

It's Nice Up North


John's acclaimed first feature film in which he ventures to the Shetland Isles to find out if people really get nicer the further north you travel. Watch and find out! DVD extras include deleted scenes and the hilarious animated short,'Unaccompanied Lady'.

£10


Southern Softies DVD

Hilarious sequel to it's Nice Up North, follows John's half-hearted quest to see if it's soft down South. Plus great deleted scenes, and extras including the beloved "Savoury" promo, as seen on Youtube (where you can also see some clips from this film!).

£10

500 Bus Stops DVD

All four episodes of John and Ken's rock n roll tour of garden centres, freezer shops and underground caverns, as seen on BBC2. Contains trailer for John's first film 'It's Nice Up North' and photo gallery.

DVD £10

Europigeon

John's ill-fated attempt to enter the Eurovision Song Contest in 1998, as seen on BBC2. With guest appearances by the legendary Jahn Teigen (he scored "nul points" for Norway!)and a host of former UK contestants, including Brotherhood Of Man, the late Lyndsey De Paul, and Johnny Logan (ok, and an Irish contestant!) Plus extras containing rare and previously unseen material.

DVD £10


John Shuttleworth's
Handy Travel Flask

These rugged 500ml capacity stainless steel travel flasks are ideal for any journey- especially a stroll along the beach with your dog, as BILL BAILEY will testify!! Available in Fawn (the colour of John's 'Y' reg car) or electric blue, and a choice of design - 'reservoir' or 'umbrella'

Colour

£10 each


Hone Your Lyrics Pen

New pen, same design, same quality and ruggedness - 'Hone Your Lyrics' biro, with inspiring portrait of John encouraging you to craft a pop smash. Can also be used for word searches, sudoku etc. You can now choose your pen colour (though another will be substituted if that one has run out - sorry!) - all have black ink though, so you can even use them to fill in your tax return!

Colour

£1 each


'It's Nice Up North' T Shirt

white cotton t shirt with the "It's Nice Up North" logo in red accompanied by a lovely drawing of a sheep - with a face that seems to resemble a certain versatile singer/organist, or is that just an optical illusion? Buy one to find out! Available in a (small) range of (small) sizes.. 7-8 yrs, 5-6 yrs, 3-4 yrs.

Size

 

£10


Jilted Jam

The collected doodlings, demos and live performances by the King of "Wimp Rock". Includes "never before heard" interviews, and the first ever rough demo of the hit single, complete with different lyrics! Also "Going Steady", "Baz's Party","The PaperBoy Song", and many more. Press cuttings and detailed artist's notes. Essential listening for all Jilted John fans ! On CD or DOUBLE LP!!

Jilted Jam LP £15


Jilted John - True Love Stories

- Recent re-release of a classic cult LP of 1978. Includes original version of single, plus 2 bonus tracks from Gordon!
 

£8


Jilted John Badges

- set of five 25mm button badges featuring hilarious vintage JJ slogans and designs (colours may differ).
 

£3


Brian Appleton - My Turn To Be Poorly

- reissue of Brian's classic waxing, with the genre-moulding classics 'Lucy, You've Got The Wrong Wardrobe', 'My Turn To Be Poorly' and 7 others!
 

£5

Prices include VAT but not postage and packing • £2.50 is added on checkout to cover this (£3.50 in the case of LPs & flasks and ordering additional items may incur extra postage) • Any order totalling less than £3 is charged only £1 postage • For UK orders a Recorded Delivery option is now available for an extra £1.50 • Goods normally dispatched within 7 days of funds clearing but if it's a little bit more don't panic! •
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